Lips Are Numb As We Walk

notahoe:

Having a crush on someone hotter and cooler than you it’s like Brushing your teeth for 5 hours straight and then drinking 20 glasses of orange juice

(via lagio)

livingtombstone:

norafox:

wow

Oh wow, and I thought I understood ALL of the foreshadowing jokes at the beginning, now I am actually impressed

(Source: martyfreethrow, via lagio)

87daysbefore:

EMILY MADE THIS @eaw1029

87daysbefore:

EMILY MADE THIS @eaw1029

theonflayedjoy:

Fangirl Challenge: 10 Male Characters {1/10}

Simon BellamyWe should all go out for a drink. You know, to celebrate. It’s like an ironic fuck-you to the probation worker: we’re all out having a good time - you’re buried under the foundations of an environmental monitoring station”

(via 87daysbefore)

ha-ze:

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ha-ze:

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(via lagio)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

(via 87daysbefore)